You’re not on birth control and you don’t use condoms?

That’s probably one of my biggest pet peeves and it’s completely naive of anyone. And when you have a pregnancy scare, miscarriage, or a baby, you freak the fuck out. Guess what? I don’t feel sorry for you. You deserve every single moment of that feeling of dying inside.

PS, Trojan Bareskin condoms, bitch. Try it.